Funny Shayari

kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye,

bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,

chahe kitni bhi thand pade

hafte meek baar to nahana chahiye...

Bahar aane se pahale fiza aagayee

phool khilne se pahale bakari kha gayee...

Dharti tare pahad patthar , 71,72,72,73,74

Tampoo taxi cucle bus.. 7,8,9,10........

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi ho

Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi ho...

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,

Woh to meri ho na saki................. Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,

socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,

par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli .....

Tumne mere dil se khela

Tumne mere tan se khela

Tumne mere man se khela ...

... Wah Wah Well Played......

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai

Kya pyaar karna paap hai?

Kya pyaar karna paap hai?

Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai

Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai ..

Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya,

Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye ...

Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko

Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko

pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee wah! wah! wah! wah!

Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,tune kisika bhi jawab nahi diya;kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? **

Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche, Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe..."Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... **

ABHI TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA.

Kabhi honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye... Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye...

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!

LADKA-Tute hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi... LADKI-Tuti hui chappal se maar khayega,ya chappal tutne tak maar khayega...