Funny Shayari

kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye,

bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,

chahe kitni bhi thand pade

hafte meek baar to nahana chahiye...

Bahar aane se pahale fiza aagayee

phool khilne se pahale bakari kha gayee...

Dharti tare pahad patthar , 71,72,72,73,74

Tampoo taxi cucle bus.. 7,8,9,10........

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi ho

Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi ho...

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,

Woh to meri ho na saki................. Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,

socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,

par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli .....

Tumne mere dil se khela

Tumne mere tan se khela

Tumne mere man se khela ...

... Wah Wah Well Played......

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai

Kya pyaar karna paap hai?

Kya pyaar karna paap hai?

Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai

Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai ..

Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya,

Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye ...

Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko

Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko

pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee wah! wah! wah! wah!

Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,tune kisika bhi jawab nahi diya;kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? **

Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche, Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe..."Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... **

ABHI TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA.

Kabhi honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye... Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye...

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!

LADKA-Tute hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi... LADKI-Tuti hui chappal se maar khayega,ya chappal tutne tak maar khayega...

Normal Shayari

Agar ham marjayain to hume jala dena

lekin mere jism se mera dil nikal dena

mujhe meri dil ki parwah nahi

balki parwah hai ushme rahane walo ki...

Bahar aane se pahale fiza aagayee

phool khilne se pahale bakri kha gayee...

Jara nazaro se dekh liya hota,aagar tamanna thi daraneki...

hum yun hi behosh ho jaate, kya jarurat thi muskurane ki......

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,

Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,

Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,

Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain …

Achanak mohabbat kar baithe hum,Kya pata tha andhero me kahi kho jayenge…

Bhula baithe the apno ko hi hum,kya pata tha aakhir laut kar un k pass hi aayenge…

Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai

Dilldari dosto ki shaan hoti hai

Kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere

Yahi sachchi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai

Vaise to kayi dost hai hamare,Jaise aasman me hai kai taare

Par aap dosti ke aasman ke wo chand hain,Jiske samne fike padte hai saare sitare..

(swapana this for u....)

na kasti na kinara hai koi

na manjil na sahara hai koi

na aasoo na khushi ka ishara hai koi

par aap hai to

lagta ahai duniya me hamara hai koi

Kash koi humain bhi yaad karleta,

hum se milne ki faryad karleta,

hum tu yunhi hamesha intezar kiya karte hai

kash koi humse bhi apne dil ki baat karleta…..

ek mulaqat karlo humse mohabbat samaj ker,

her hisaab denge qayamat samaj ker,

meri mohabbat per kabhi shaq na kerna,

hum mohabbat bhi karte he ibaadadat samaj ker….!

Jane Kyun Log Hame Bhul Jate Hai,Kuch Pal Sath Rahker Door Chale Jate Hai,Sach Hi Kahte Hai Sagar Milne Ke Bad Aksar Log Barish Ko Bhul Jate Hai….

Kahan koi aisa mila jis par duniya luta dete,Har ek ne dhoka diya kis kis ko bhula dete,Apne dil ka zakhm dil me hi dabaye rakha,Karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete

Senti Shayari

Rotey hain kis kadar unki yaad mein hum
yeh humare ghar ki deewaron se pocchiye...

Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka maza malum hai,
Dard-de-dil ki inteha malum hai,
Zindagi me kabhi muskurane ki dua na dena,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza malum hai.

Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka maza malum hai,
Dard-de-dil ki inteha malum hai,
Zindagi me kabhi muskurane ki dua na dena,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza malum hai.

tum laakh chhupao seenein mein, ehsaas humaari chaahat ka
dil jab bhi tumhaara dhadka hai, awaaz yahan tak aayi hai..

Khudah se maine ek duva maangi,
Duva mein apni maut maangi,
Phir khudah ne kaha...
Maut to tujhe de doon par,
Usko kya kahoon jisne teri lambi umar maangi..

meri qabar par phool charha raha hai koi...
meri qabar par ansoo baha raha hai koi…
aye khuda thori se zindagi aur day...
meri qabar se mayoos ja raha hai koi...